Pirate Therapy ... but why is the rum gone?

The long weekend has past and the Captain has gone on to pursue other journeys. Lessons learned over the weekend include:

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. It's remarkable how often the traits of madness & brilliance coincide.

There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems. I can’t die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.