Confused Bush eats kitten?

The political world was rocked by yet another scandal today as footage was leaked to the New York Times by unnamed sources from within the White House of President Bush eating what appears to be an adorable kitten. When asked about the pictures, the White House Press Secretary cited executive privilege and national security issues prevented him from commenting at this time.


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